I'm supposed to be reading articles about the future of libraries and librarians or debating the ethics of throwing a fat guy off a bridge in order to stop a trolley from hitting five other people. (Why *I* would have enough strength to throw *anyone* off a bridge, I've no idea....) But I just can't stand the idea of doing schoolwork right now. So instead I'm checking AEther for its latest page and discovering my fairy and vampire names.

( Apparently, I'm.... )

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