I'm trying to teach Sev some flamenco steps. We had a flamenco dancer come to the library today and teach the kids, and us, a little about the dance, and by the end of the program, we were all rattling castanets and shaking our hips and twirling our hands and arms and shouting, "Olé!" Tremendous fun!

Needless to say, Sev is not interested.

You know what, Sev? ::clatter of castanets:: You're a wet blanket. No one likes a wet blanket. They're all damp and stuff. ( I hope you didn't get the parchments wet. )

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