It occurs to me that if things keep going the way they have been, pretty soon my entire beauty regimen will consist of things I keep in my fridge. Vinegar and green tea toners...cornmeal mush scrubs...milk and water moisturizers...and I'm not entirely convinced I couldn't also eat my face wash.

At this point, it's probably a very good thing that I'm the only one attempting to cook in my home. Otherwise, any unsuspecting roommates, family members, or friends could end up scarred for life.