Saw this meme and couldn't help myself. For the first result, I used my lj name:

Who is your ideal Snape? by ssnapey22
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Age
Your ideal Snape is...	Prof. Snape.... *Sev scowls*
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That one wasn't so bad---nor so far off from the Sev I know---but it didn't quite seem to capture all of his complexity. So next I tried one with my real name:

Who is your ideal Snape? by ssnapey22
Your name/screen name
Age
Your ideal Snape is...	Belly-dancing Snape.....*Sev shakes his butt*
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And while that one made me laugh---::snicker::---Sev didn't like it at all. The *nerve*! So, I tried it with my self-chosen Harry Potter alter-ego name:

Who is your ideal Snape? by ssnapey22
Your name/screen name
Age
Your ideal Snape is...	Romantic Snape....*Sev holds a red rose, eyeing the thorns and you evilly...romantic my arse!*
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Awwww. How very, very Snape of him. :) It came closest, I guess...but I think I'll skew my results just a little. Instead of Prof. Snape, belly-dancing Snape, and Romantic Snape, I'll keep my reluctant assistant and paperwork guru Sev, my sunning himself by the pool with a margarita Sev, and my brooding in true vampiric, Romantic Form Sev.

See, Sev? Some of us love you just the way you are.

::broody grumbles from the dark, parchment-ridden corner::

Aw. He just misses the sun. ::waves to dark corner::

...Yes. I know. I ought to be on medication for this.

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