Gakked from insanedeity:

1. Put your music player on shuffle. (MP3, iPod, LimeWire, etc...)
2. Press next track for each question.
3. Use the song titles to answer the questions, even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!

How are you feeling today?
Ballad of Serenity - Sonny Rhodes
...not bad...wish my day off were longer, though...

What is your best friend's theme song?
Midnight Train to Georgia - Gladys Knight & the Pips
...I'm not even going to venture a guess as to what *this* means....

What was high school like?
Fit As a Fiddle - Gene Kelly & Donald O'Connor
...::snort:: riiiiight....

How can you get ahead in life?
I Love You More Than Words Can Say - Otis Redding
...does this mean I should seduce a rich chap and steal his money?

What is the best thing about your friends?
Mr. Blue Sky - ELO
...actually, this isn't far off...

What is today going to be like?
Superstition - Stevie Wonder
...uh-oh...

What is in store for this weekend?
Hella Good - No Doubt
...kinda contradictory to the last question, but I'll take it...

What song describes you?
Annie's Song - John Denver
...um...

To describe your grandparents?
Sour Girl - Stone Temple Pilots
...maybe one set of grandparents, if you discount the actual lyrics...

How is your life going?
The Sound of Silence - Simon & Garfunkel
...haha...no kidding...

What song will they play at your funeral?
Betterman - Pearl Jam
...yikes...that's ominous...

How does the world see you?
Scarborough Fair/Canticle - Simon & Garfunkel
...old-fashioned, maybe? with text taken from the Bible?

What do your friends really think of you?
(I'm Not Your) Steppin' Stone - The Monkees
...oh, NO! That's *terrible*!

Are people secretly after you?
Silver Lining - David Gray
...I'll take that as a no...or a "if they are, don't worry 'bout it"

How can I make you happy?
Hold On - JET
...::blinks:: to...what?

What should you do with your life?
King of Sorrow - Sade
...cry a lot? (cry a lot *and* seduce a rich chap, that is)

Will you ever have children?
Paperback Writer - The Beatles
...no earthly idea what that means...maybe I should switch this answer with last question's answer?

Damn. That was fun. Thanks, Czarina!

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