I know I have no business indulging in another meme so soon after posting the last one---and I promise, I've no intention of turning this into "Meme May" or any such nonsense---but I stumbled on this one and couldn't resist:

Pick 10 characters from whatever fandoms you like---and pick lj usernames for them. Don't peek at the questions until you've made your list!

1. Fox Mulder (The X-Files) - see2believer
2. Severus Snape (Harry Potter) - potions_potentate
3. Rory Gilmore (Gilmore Girls) - rory_gilmore
4. Hatter (Alice) - porkpieeyed
5. Jack Hodgins (Bones) - bugsnslime
6. Catherine Morland (Northanger Abbey) - ladyvalancourt
7. Methos (Highlander: The Series) - fromadam
8. Vala Mal Doran (Stargate: SG-1) - earthlygoddess
9. Alexis Castle (Castle) - rebelrook
10. Data (Star Trek: TNG) - elementary2338

All of the questions that follow can be found with the original meme. But since the above is the part I really wanted to do, I only answered some of the questions.

1) What's the title and subtitle of 4's journal?
Madhattan
Haberdashing Around NYC
(I couldn't have picked a better person to assign a title and subtitle to if I tried!)

2) What is 2's favorite community? (real or imagined) How does he/she participate?
lost_unforgotten@livejournal.com, where he'd write letters to Lily about how he misses her and his attempts to move on...or musemuggers, where he can indulge his inner poet

3) Give us a sample of 5's interest list:
ac/dc, amoebas, angela, arthropoda, assassination, beer, biology, botany, bunsen jude the science dude, conspiracy theories, cryptozoology, cyanobacteria, entomology, experiments, forensics, freedom of information, history, illuminati, king of the lab, lab coats, men in black, mineralogy, phds, parasitology, politics, pollen, privacy, protozoa, science, shadow government, sustainability, the jeffersonian, virology, x-files, zz top

4) 6 and 1 get in a virtual slapfight about something. What is it? How does it end?
Probably about the suitability of aliens for gothic literature. Catherine would be very interested in such a plot device, but Mulder would find it belittling and become greatly offended at Catherine's wanting to use little grey men in her novel. No doubt there would be much CAPSLOCK on Catherine's side and lots of snarky commentary on Mulder's, but eventually they'd meet in the middle, where she promises to be as honest as possible about the actual Reticulan data, and he's willing to concede that such respectful coverage might actually broaden people's understanding of aliens.

5) 10, 3, and 7 are co-mods of a community. What is it?
mindfull@livejournal.com - a community for clever and intelligent people who, well, just happen to know a LOT more about everything than everyone else....

6) of 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9, who is most likely to:
a) post every meme he/she comes across? Alexis: she's a teenager, after all
b) f-lock their entire journal? Methos might, if only to chat about being immortal and such
c) write pr0n? Mulder...but I'd expect it to be fairly tongue-in-cheek
d) get banned from every community he/she signs up at? Hodgins: he just loves to argue
e) attract anonymous stalker comments? Rory, since it's her professional lj

7) of 2, 4, 6, 8, and 10, who is most likely to:
a) flood their flist? Data...until he learns that it's not very polite
b) use SPARKLE text? Vala, definitely
c) write emo poetry? Snape. Of course.
d) have the most stamps? Catherine, because she's just like me
e) have the most friends? Hatter: he's just so friendly!