Stephen Colbert for president. Please? Quantum mechanics says that if enough people think about it, reality just might shift and accommodate us. So, please? Stephen Colbert for president?

Sorry. It's the night before the election and I'm nervous. And on edge from being forced to hold so many opinions within my ears that are not my own: working as a librarian, silent, ever-listening, ever-smiling, during an election year should be classed as cruel and unusual punishment.

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