Welcome, welcome, one and all to the annual Week of the Killer Quizzes! Yes, the time has come once again, folks, to celebrate the utter randomness of the internet in a blitzkrieg of quizzes. Joining me here today is my trusty co-conspirator, Sev. Wave to the lads at home, Sev. ::grumbling eye roll:: Or not. He may not look like it, folks, but rest assured, Sev is one of our biggest fans. Isn't that right, Sev? ::long, airy sigh:: Haha. Methinks he doth protest too much....

But you're not here to revel in Sev's shadowy façade, deliciously dark though it is. You're here for the Week of the Killer Quizzes. So once again, welcome. Welcome to this first Sunday of June, to this first day of June, as we indulge in a little quizzical amusement.



The HP Broomstick Quiz made by Sapphire.
Not quite equal to the Cafe Racer motorcycle my dad's always thought I'd be, but it describes me fairly well, nonetheless. At the moment, I'm particularly fond of the "you'll never have trouble finding a place in any situation you're in" bit. I'll take that to mean that if I just wait a little longer, I won't feel quite so awkward at work. Oy.

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Caroline Bingley Pride & Prejudice Ah, the ever-desperate Miss Bingley. You aren't a horrible person, just a little mean-spirited and arrogant. You do value money, status, manners, and style, but not as much as your man. You try to live up to the morals you were raised with, but your selfishness tends to win out in the end. You tend also to be passive-aggressive with your enemies, rather than confronting them to their faces. "To walk three miles, or four miles, or five miles, or whatever it is, above her ankles in dirt, and alone, quite alone! what could she mean by it? It seems to me to shew an abominable sort of conceited independence, a most country town indifference to decorum." ~ Miss Bingley in reference to Lizzie's walk to Netherfield.

Which Jane Austen Female Villain Are You?

All right! Selfish and passive-aggressive! That's *so* me. Watch yourself, Miss Eliza, I'm coming after your man....

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I don't always speak my mind when I know it'll anger someone, but the rest of it seems to fit. And I love the idea of being a sentry. But that might have something to do with the fact that I watched Tin Man again last night. D'you think if I'm a sentry, I can wear a duster, fancy holster, six shooter, and Akubra hat just like Cain? *Awesome*....

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