Welcome to the first Sunday of June---or as it is also known, the beginning of the Week of the Killer Quizzes! I should warn you right now that I've had way too much coffee today. Sev's actually been eyeing me for the past half hour trying to determine if it's safe to approach. I'm honestly not sure...I should know by now that an excess of caffeine puts me squarely in the Circle of Sensitivity, where I am a little too apt to burst into tears, scream at the radio, or giggle hysterically. Ah, well. It seemed like such a good idea when I was refilling my coffee cup....

Sev, my dearest, I'm going to lay the parchment on the floor, back away, and allow you to retrieve them with a minimum of hysterics.

Doberman You are a member of Doberman's family. You have a bad reputation, but it is mostly undeserved. You tend to be mistrustful of outsiders, but you love your family (birth or adopted) more than life itself and would die to protect them.

What is Your Guardian Totem?

Yup. Die to protect 'em. I'd even drink too much coffee to enjoy a long brunch with 'em. I'm just that kind of a devoted family member and/or friend.

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Raw evil score: 28.89%
Some mistake or the result of an excess of caffeine, perhaps. (Those evil thoughts about the radio are *not* rational, Kim...back away from the radio....) I love the surprised "Oops! I'm accidentally evil!" face in the picture.

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The Dragonfly You scored 4% on Fish Species and 20% on Fish Habits! The Dragonfly has greatly evolved from the fish species. Sit poolside with friends and dip into a wine spritzer. You can still enjoy the beach scenery (you KNOW what I mean!) but you'll be happier if you don't get too wet. Build some sand castles with the kids, or collect shells along the beach at low tide.

Summer's Here! The Swim Quiz

So, so true. I like swimming a little bit but mostly to take the edge off the heat. I'd prefer to lounge in the sun, reading a book or chatting, or boat around on the water.

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