I recently got new glasses---the first new pair I've bought in about fifteen years. They look great, but every time I wear them, I feel as if I'm on mushrooms or that soy sauce stuff from John Dies at the End. Everything feels soooo faaar awaaay...and it's all so tiny! I literally sit, look around me, and giggle. And I can't decide if this is because my old pair of glasses were a weaker prescription or if the type of lenses I bought warp the world or if I'm just really, really out of practice at wearing glasses. But if the point in buying them is so I can wear them to drive, I think I'd be better off tossing back a shot of tequila before I get behind the wheel.